I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
  See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying
    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
  Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
  Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long
  I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
    Mister city policeman sitting
  Pretty little policemen in a row
  See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
  I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
    Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
  Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
  Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
  I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
  If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
  I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
    Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
  See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying
    Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
  Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
  I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
  G'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo