Open letter to the editor... here it comes...
  I'm sick and tired of this god damn love crap
  I'm sick and tired of this alligator love trap
  Hey October, won't you come and save the day
    You are the one
  You are so fresh
  You are the one dragging me down
  You are...
    Oh baby, baby, your breaking my broken heart
  And try not to rip my favorite shirt
  One more thing, can I have the things that you borrowed from me
  My self esteem, my stability, and my argyle socks
    I'm down
  Life boat
  I'm trapped
  Good luck...